Initial Code

# of queries: 3322
Duration: 3229 ms

First Iteration

# of queries: 981
Duration: 1879 ms

Second Iteration

# of queries: 68
Duration: 363 ms

Last Iteration

# of queries: 1
Duration: 232 ms

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